A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these alligator shoes?” she asked the store manager. “$200”, he...

A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the...

Joey came home from his first day of commuting to work into the city. Joeys’ wife noticed he was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?” “Not really” ...

A blonde was driving home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a bad hail storm. The hailstones were the size of golf balls. Her car was dented beyond...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a...

Jesus and Satan argue over who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.  Sitting at their computers they begin...

John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.   Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that...

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. For those who have not had children, this is...