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The 15 Thinnest Books
15. My Plan To Find The Real Killers – By O. J. Simpson 14. Things I Would Not Do For Money – By Dennis Rodman13. The Wild Years – By Al Gore 12. Amelia Earhart’s Guide To The Pacific...
More Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?She fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose?Bobbing for...
You Know You Grew Up In the 80’s if…
1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. 2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 3. You know that ‘WOAH’ comes from Joey on Blossom...
10 Speed Bike for my Birthday
“VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2007” For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 &...
Great Minds Read Alike!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in...
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier....
Is Mommy Home?
Hello?” “Hi, honey, this is Daddy,” …. “Is your Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But you haven’t...
Seinfeldisms
What’s with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter. Would somebody please explain...
Young Man at Confession
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”.The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?”“Yes, Father, it is.”“And who was the girl you were with?”“I...