New Bumper Stickers
Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap. Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself. If You Drink Don’t Park. Accidents Cause People. If You...
Celebrities Answer why did the chicken cross the road?
PAT BUCHANAN:To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. DR. SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road?Did he cross it with a...
Fun Things to do At Wal-Mart!
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they don’t realize it. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute...
The Horse and the Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud-hole and begins to sink. He calls to the chicken to go and...
U.S. Presidents in Emerald City
The four latest U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to Oz. After threatening trials and tribulations, they...
Bumper Stickers for Women
1. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. 2. God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends. 3. My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt...
Three Wishes (Woman Golfer)
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a...
Sixteen Things It Took Me 50 Years to Learn by Dave Barry
1. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time. 2. You should never say anything...
Martha Stewart doesn’t live here long
Dear Santa, I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I do not need diamond earrings, handy slice and dicers or comfortable...
