Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Monkey Organization An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Alligator Shoes A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these alligator shoes?” she asked the store manager. “$200”, he replied. “Wow that’s too expensive! Can’t you give me a bettr price?” The...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Worlds Smartest Man A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Blonde Moment Commute Joey came home from his first day of commuting to work into the city. Joeys’ wife noticed he was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?” “Not really” Joey replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train.”...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Hail Damage A blonde was driving home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a bad hail storm. The hailstones were the size of golf balls. Her car was dented beyond description. The next day, she took it to a repair shop. Noticing that she was...
Sep 4, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Computer Diagnosis One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply provide the computer with a sample of your urine...
