Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules,...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Is Mommy Home? Hello?” “Hi, honey, this is Daddy,” …. “Is your Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But you haven’t got an Uncle Frank, honey!” “Oh Yes, I do, and he’s upstairs in the...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Seinfeldisms What’s with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter. Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, “No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Young Man at Confession “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”.The priest asks, “Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?”“Yes, Father, it is.”“And who was the girl you were with?”“I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Prison Break A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of...
Sep 5, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Alzheimer’s Test Count the “F’s” in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…(scroll below) Managed it ? Scroll down only after you have counted them, okay?...
