Sep 7, 2019 | Funny Stuff
The Horse and the Chicken A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud-hole and begins to sink. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So she...
Sep 7, 2019 | Funny Stuff
U.S. Presidents in Emerald City The four latest U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to Oz. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. “WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT...
Sep 7, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Bumper Stickers for Women 1. So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. 2. God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends. 3. My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips. 4. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience with Princes, Seeks Frog. 5. Coffee, Chocolate, Men. . ....
Sep 7, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Three Wishes (Woman Golfer) A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” The woman freed...
Sep 7, 2019 | Funny Stuff
1. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time. 2. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at...
Sep 7, 2019 | Funny Stuff
Martha Stewart doesn’t live here long Dear Santa, I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I do not need diamond earrings, handy slice and dicers or comfortable slippers. I only want one little thing, and I want it deeply. I want to slap Martha Stewart. Now,...
