Alligator Shoes
A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these alligator shoes?” she asked the store manager.
“$200”, he replied.
“Wow that’s too expensive! Can’t you give me a bettr price?”
The store manager said he couldn’t, and got irritated when the blond persisted.
Finally after arguing with her for awhile he said, “There’s a pond with alligators behind the store! Why don’t you kill an alligator and get your alligator shoes for free?!” he yelled.
“Fine I will,” the blonde replied.
After an hour, the manager got a bit worried and decided to go out and check on her.
When he arrived at the pond, he saw the blonde lugging a dead alligator and flinging it on the ground next to 6 other dead ones.
Before he could ask what she was doing, she wailed “Oh my gosh! This one is NOT wearing shoes either!”
